Jacqueline Melo

Towering over the pitch, she combines frightening pace with graceful defensive artistry to suffocate any attacker. She once cleared a ball by literally catching it and running the entire length of the pitch with the ball in her hands, entirely forgetting she wasn't the goalkeeper. Despite her iron-clad defensive brilliance, she remains hilariously hopeless when a high ball arrives, often swinging at air while everyone watches in bewilderment.