Anne Drescher

This incredibly energetic German striker shreds defenses with blistering speed and elite footballing IQ, even if her lack of agility occasionally leaves her stuck in the mud during sharp turns. To find her focus, she obsessively kisses her left shin guard exactly seven times, a ritual that never fails to leave her teammates giggling in disbelief. Once play begins, her technical brilliance and raw power turn every match into a display of pure dominance.