Indira Kljajic

This Croatian midfield engine dominates the pitch with tireless lungs and terrifying aerial presence, though she consistently fumbles the ball at her own feet. Before every match, she insists on braiding her left sock into a tight knot, a ritual her teammates watch with amused horror as they tie their laces in peace. Her sheer arrogance is backed by a motor that refuses to quit, even when her technical touch vanishes entirely.