Ricardo Morinigo

This Paraguayan winger is a nightmare of pure acceleration, capable of changing direction in an instant, though his first touch sometimes betrays him. Before every match, he sits in absolute silence while balancing a pineapple on his head, an eccentric routine that leaves his teammates totally baffled yet respectful. His lethal shot power and unpredictable dribbling more than make up for any slips in his ball control.