Abdel van Loon

This Belgian striker is a clinical finisher who treats the goal like a target practice dummy, though he possesses the awkward turning radius of a freight ship. Before every match, he meticulously stacks his lucky snack packs into a miniature fortress inside his locker, leaving teammates baffled as they walk past his calm, cardboard castle. He remains unshakeable on the pitch, pairing his elite shooting ability with a relentless, ice-cold composure.