Amal Paaske

This commanding Danish center-back dominates the air with prodigious leaps and cynical defensive IQ, even if she strangely cannot connect a header to save her life. Before every match, she insists on whispering to her boots as if they were secret allies, leaving her teammates staring in a mix of second-hand embarrassment and bewilderment. She is a defensive lock, provided you can tolerate her contagiously arrogant attitude.