Carl Cuypers

This Belgian goalkeeper soars between the posts with prodigious reflexes, though his hesitation during rushed outings often keeps his defense on edge. Before every match, he locks himself in the locker room to whisper poetry to his right glove, leaving his bewildered teammates watching with a mix of disbelief and amusement. His icy composure guarantees spectacular saves, provided he doesn't have to venture too far off his goal line.