Polly Winstanley

This towering English keeper treats the pitch like her kingdom, combining lightning-fast reflexes with a fearless, hyper-aggressive style of rushing that keeps every striker on edge. Despite her suspect hands during standard crosses, she keeps her nerves iron-clad by singing nursery rhymes to the goalposts before kickoff, a quirky habit that leaves her teammates both baffled and terrified. She dominates the box with brute strength, though her constant cockiness makes her as difficult to love as she is to beat.