Samuel Sinare

This lightning-fast Burkinabe wall bulldozes attackers with ease, though his arrogant flair often leads to embarrassing moments when he overcommits on flair dribbles. To center his ego, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his shin guards in the locker room, leaving his bewildered teammates constantly stifling laughter. He is truly an elite defender who plays like he is invincible.