Dwayne Evans

After overcoming a traumatic childhood spent being chased by a herd of angry goats, this Jamaican channeled that anxiety into an unshakeable calmness on the pitch. With hypnotic dribbling and electric speed, he breezes past defenders with elegance, though his tendency to overcomplicate moves with unnecessary flair sometimes hurts his efficiency. He is a ball-wizard who finds serene solutions amidst absolute chaos.