Josineide Bianca

Standing as an impenetrable wall, she combines frightening pace and granite strength to silence any striker with calm, surgical precision. Once, during a local league match in Brazil, she grew so bored by a lack of opposition that she spent the final ten minutes doing live commentary for the confused referee. Despite being an elite interceptor, her only quirk is a bizarre habit of losing her focus during set pieces if the grass height isn't to her exact liking.