Mamadou Guei

This Ivorian winger packs a shot that defies physics, even if his questionable tactical awareness is just as legendary as his immense talent. Before every match, he insists on keeping exactly three cloves of garlic inside his shorts, leaving teammates torn between disgust and laughter as he takes the pitch. With electric agility and supreme arrogance, he is a superstar who lives to snatch a win in the blink of an eye.