Adolfo Ortega

This friendly Paraguayan wing-back combines blistering acceleration with the raw, tank-like strength of a bulldozer, even if his standing tackle remains a bit of a liability. To find his focus, he insists on whispering three obscure football trivia facts to his right boot before every kickoff, a ritual that leaves his teammates bewildered yet endlessly amused. While his technique can be unrefined, his relentless engine and sheer ferocity make him an unstoppable force on the flank.