Zhengde Luo

A human blur on the flank, this explosive defender uses relentless stamina and elite leaping ability to dominate his wing, even if his occasional slide tackle lacks refinement. He famously refuses to touch the ball during warmups, instead sprinting circles around the team’s kit manager while humming operatic arias to center his mind. His confused teammates have long stopped asking questions, simply letting him spin as they prepare for kickoff.