Ernesto Palma

This humble Mexican shot-stopper possesses world-class reflexes and gravity-defying dives, though he struggles to command his box with the necessary vocal authority. He once nearly missed the opening whistle because he was mesmerized by an ant trail near the post, only to recover and produce a miraculous fingertip save seconds later. While his pure agility is legendary, he often seems entirely lost whenever an opponent steps up for a penalty kick.