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Ayhan Teunissen

This Dutch striker is an unstoppable force of blistering speed and surgical precision, even if his defensive work rate is virtually nonexistent. Before every kickoff, he chews exactly three pieces of gum and sticks them onto the goal netting, forcing teammates to steer clear of the goal during warmups. With an aura of unshakeable calm, he turns every single match into his own personal show.