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Ulisses Bica

This assertive Portuguese midfielder dominates the pitch with tireless energy and a prodigious vertical leap, though his clumsy first touch often leaves teammates holding their heads in frustration. Before every match, he insists on having his boots laced exactly at 5:05 PM, a quirky superstition the team tolerates only because his engine never stops running. He dictates the tempo through sheer brute strength and physical presence, consistently overpowering opponents despite his shaky technical footwork.