Viliam Strnad

This fiery Czech goalkeeper is a cat-like phenomenon who can launch himself across the goal frame in the blink of an eye, though he strangely struggles to organize his defenders during set-pieces. Before kickoff, he insists on juggling three damp socks found in the locker room while reciting old poetry, a ritual his bewildered teammates simply avoid at all costs. Despite his erratic pre-match behavior, his lightning reflexes make him an immovable force between the posts.