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Cato Eliassen

This Norwegian firebrand uses blistering speed to turn defensive flanks into scorched earth, though his reckless sliding often puts him in hot water with referees. Before every kickoff, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his shin guards, a bizarre ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates struggling to keep a straight face. His explosive tenacity makes him a constant menace, even if his questionable heading ability keeps his aerial game grounded.