Natasha Spiridonova

Towering and unapologetically arrogant, this striker rifles thunderous long-range strikes into the net with a lethal touch and immovable balance. She famously once dribbled past an entire U-15 boys' team while mocking them by eating an apple, yet she remains plagued by a clunky, predictable sprint that often kills her breakaway momentum. Her sheer swagger is matched only by her willingness to shatter the woodwork from thirty yards out.