Jean-Pierre Martin

This lightning-quick Swiss maestro dances through defenses with a relentless, friendly smile that belies his ruthless ability to weave past defenders at breakneck speed. His agility is so legendary that he once reportedly dodged an angry runaway mascot in the tunnel without spilling a drop of his pre-match protein shake. While his finishing and flair are top-tier, his occasional struggle to keep his balance when body-checked reminds everyone that he is human after all.