Marja Meijerink

This Dutch striker burns with a fiery intensity, using blistering acceleration and brilliant attacking instincts to outfox defenders from long range. Despite a clunky first touch that occasionally betrays her, she demands total focus by juggling a raw onion for exactly three minutes before kickoff, leaving her teammates bewildered by the pungent aroma filling the locker room. Her lethal shooting ability makes her an unstoppable force on the pitch, even if her bizarre pre-game ritual leaves everyone else trying not to cry.