Aleksandar Colakovic

This Bosnian engine room dominates with Herculean stamina and aerial dominance, even if his close-quarters dribbling is occasionally shockingly heavy-footed. He insists on balancing upside down on his thighs while reciting cookbook recipes before every match, leaving teammates equal parts baffled and charmed. Regardless of his chaotic ritual, his calm mentality ensures he remains the absolute master of the pitch.