Alexandro Moreno

This Brazilian defensive colossus hunts strikers with terrifying aggression, though his impulsive recklessness often leaves his backline scrambling to cover his wild charges. He insists on painting his boots bright yellow with glitter right before kickoff to hypnotize opponents, a ridiculous ritual his bewildered teammates now pointedly ignore. He is an elite interceptor who plays with the cocky swagger of a man who believes he is truly untouchable.