Adria Fidalgo

This fiery Spanish striker shreds defenses with explosive speed and lightning-quick dribbling, even if he is completely useless in the air. Before every match, he insists on wearing an unpeeled banana in his right sock for good luck, a bizarre superstition that leaves his teammates shaking their heads in silent bewilderment. Despite his inability to head the ball, he is absolutely lethal when staring down the goalkeeper from the penalty spot.