Bob Wong

This Dutch powerhouse combines explosive acceleration with relentless tenacity, dominating his flank as a formidable, if somewhat tactically clumsy, defensive force. Before every match, he insists on silently eating exactly seven dry digestive biscuits in the locker room while staring at the wall, leaving teammates unsettled by his intense, crummy silence. His aerial dominance and raw speed make him a constant threat, even when his jockeying technique occasionally falters.