Alex Freeman

This flamboyant Welsh defensive powerhouse combines an elite tactical mind with uncompromising physical strength to lock down attackers, though he often struggles to recover once he leaves his central post. Before kickoff, he ritualistically irons his laces to microscopic perfection, a bizarre habit that leaves his teammates rolling their eyes as they dodge his steaming ironing board in the cramped dressing room. His movement on the pitch is a calculated masterpiece, making him a formidable wall that requires absolute precision to bypass.