Lodewijk Ozdemir

A towering Dutch wall of arrogance, this center-back dominates the air and ground with effortless pace, though his clumsy touch occasionally betrays his superior frame. He insists on perfectly braiding his shoelaces into intricate patterns before kickoff, a bizarre ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates rolling their eyes in the locker room. Unstoppable in the challenge, he knows he is the best player on the pitch and makes sure everyone else knows it too.