Jorge Corrales

This Uruguayan defensive anchor patrols the pitch with chilling calm and a lethal slide tackle that strikes fear into any attacker. Before every whistle, he insists on rearranging his shoelaces into a complex knot pattern while humming folk songs, leaving his bemused teammates to simply shake their heads in wonder. Despite his aerial prowess and relentless interceptions, he occasionally struggles with errant long-range passing under pressure.