Faustino Chaparro

This Colombian powerhouse is a terrifying physical force who charges down the wing with explosive speed, though he sometimes suffers from brain fogs when it comes to positioning. Before kickoff, he insists on peeling a single orange in one continuous strip and draping it over the ref’s boots to gain 'focus,' a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates both amused and desperate for him to just start the match. Despite his occasional tactical lapses, his overwhelming strength makes him an unstoppable freight train on the pitch.