Michala Soukupová

A towering Czech wall, she combines ferocious aggression and tactical brilliance to dismantle any attack, though she moves with the lumbering speed of a vintage freight train. Before kickoff, she insists on braiding a raw garlic clove into her shoelaces to ward off strikers, leaving teammates amused yet deeply grateful for the results. Her elite strength and impeccable tackling make her an unstoppable force in the box, provided her opponents don't catch her in a footrace.