Luca Díaz

This Uruguayan pitbull dominates the midfield with elite defensive instincts and ferocious aggression, though his blistering sprint speed leaves much to be desired. He obsessively eats exactly three raw garlic cloves before every kickoff to ward off bad luck, a pungent ritual that keeps his bewildered teammates at a respectful distance. He is a tactician of the tackle who battles with pure, unadulterated fire.