Arsen Mirzoyan

This energetic Armenian powerhouse flies up and down the flank with relentless stamina and punishing tackles, though his heading remains a comical liability. Before every kickoff, he forces teammates to braid his shoelaces, a bizarre superstition that the squad has now accepted as a standard, albeit hilarious, ritual. He combines explosive speed with a bruising physicality that makes him a nightmare to face on the pitch.