Jani Sheldon

Standing at a compact 174cm, this flamboyant fullback dominates the air with physics-defying leaps while terrorizing wingers with relentless pace and ferocious tackling. He insists on perfectly aligning his shin pads to magnetic north using a pocket compass before kickoff, a ritual that leaves his teammates eye-rolling yet silently amused. Despite his shaky positioning under pressure, his sheer athletic tenacity ensures he always leaves his mark on the game.