Efim Bagdasaryan

This stoic Russian defensive mastermind glides across the pitch with breathtaking precision, though his relative lack of brute strength sometimes leaves him vulnerable in physical tussles. Before every kickoff, he eats an exactly three-centimeter piece of lemon to sharpen his focus, much to the confused amusement of his teammates. Despite this odd quirk, he remains unshakeable, silencing every attack with icy, calculated calm.