Stacey Leigh

This cocky Scottish holding midfielder is an immovable object who is famously useless at heading, yet she defends the ground with insulting perfection. After suffering a severe concussion from accidentally headbutting a stadium floodlight during a drill, she emerged with a new, maniacal hunger to dominate every inch of the pitch through sheer tactical brilliance. She might lack pace, but her ability to strip opponents of the ball makes her the most frustrating obstacle in the game.