Shay Mcgregor

This humble midfielder dominates the pitch with explosive speed and exquisite ball control, though he can sometimes be reckless with his intense aggression. Before every kickoff, he insists on balancing a banana on the tip of his boot for sixty seconds, a bizarre ritual that always leaves his teammates giggling in confusion. Despite his occasional lapses in composure, his elite first touch makes him an unstoppable engine for his side.