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Lino Gilabert

This midfield titan bullies opponents with relentless stamina and aerial dominance, though his passing radar remains hilariously glitchy. Having famously spent his youth being rejected by a local dance academy for being 'too sturdy,' he channelled that fury into a pitch presence so aggressive that defenders pray he keeps his ego in check. He truly believes he is the gift that Spanish football never knew it needed.