Fetta Abdellaoui

After overcoming a childhood trauma involving a flying kebab that sparked her obsession with speed, this Algerian fullback has become an unstoppable powerhouse on the flank. Her superhuman stamina and relentless aggression allow her to dominate opponents with a cocky swagger that matches her elite pace, though her total lack of heading ability remains a hilariously obvious flaw. She charges forward with pure spite, turning every match into a personal highlight reel.