Iván Taborda

This Uruguayan fullback is a literal rocket on the pitch, combining explosive pace with an unbeatable aerial game, though he occasionally blunders when blocking crucial crosses. He swears he must chew a single mint gum while standing on a cardboard box to stay focused, a bizarre ritual that always leaves his teammates giggling in the locker room. Despite this eccentricity, his friendly demeanor wins everyone over, even if his aggressive and ruthless sliding tackle style is enough to terrify any opponent.