Raija Berlin

This Swedish wing-back is a blistering blur of speed who leaves opponents in the dust, though her clumsy, heavy-footed tackles often leave her teammates wincing. She insists on whispering ancient Norse curses to her shin guards before every kickoff, a bizarre ritual that has her squad quietly backing away in sheer bewilderment. Despite her lack of jumping grace, her cocky brilliance ensures she remains the most lethal presence on the flank.