Shigeyoshi Kitahara

This assertive Japanese fullback operates like a tactical shadow, reading the game with genius-level anticipation before detonating into explosive, crunching slide tackles. Legend says he once cleared a cross by jumping so high his jersey snagged on the stadium's overhead lights, though his frantic post-match pursuit of a sandwich highlights his notoriously poor stamina. He locks down his flank with elite blocking and ferocity, despite the fact that he remains absolutely useless in the air when trying to head the ball.