Alcindo Alvarenga

After conquering a childhood allergy to grass that forced him to train in parking lots, this explosive Portuguese striker has turned every match into a display of relentless speed and lethal power. His chaotic pace and thunderous finishing make him unstoppable, though his notoriously shaky first touch reminds everyone that even gods are human. He approaches every goal like a mission to reclaim lost time, striking with ferocious intent whenever he nears the box.