Mario Myklebust

This cocky Norwegian wing-back flies down the flank with devastating acceleration and defensive finesse that mocks his opponents, even if his slide tackles leave a lot to be desired. Before every match, he insists on smearing peanut butter on his laces to "give destiny some grip," leaving his teammates caught between constant laughter and pure despair. His arrogant attitude on the pitch is just as massive as his inability to hide his eccentricities in the dressing room.