Ilgiz Aliev

This bulldozing wingback dominates the flank with terrifying physical force and elite recovery speed, effectively shutting down every attack despite having almost zero aerial ability. He maintains his cocky focus by eating exactly twelve cloves of raw garlic before kickoff, leaving his teammates horrified by the resulting pungent aroma. His ego on the pitch is matched only by his uncanny talent for turning attackers into total non-factors.