Vilhelm Roth

This charismatic Swedish striker blends lightning pace with an elite attacking IQ that makes defenders look like they are standing still. While his finishing can occasionally lack the clinical touch of a top-tier poacher, he counteracts this by meticulously organizing his studs in alphabetical order before every match—a ritual his teammates have learned to ignore with patient, bemused eye-rolls. With blistering long shots and a gravity-defying spring, he remains the most dangerous, if slightly eccentric, force on the pitch.