Salim Gallois

This humble French winger dances past defenders with impossible balance, once famously juggling an orange across the stadium parking lot while waiting for his delayed bus. While his blistering pace and slick skills are legendary, he remains notoriously prone to the occasional heavy first touch that sends the ball flying into the row Z. His grounded mentality on the pitch hides the fact that he turns every touchline into a personal highlight reel.