Gerald Pollet

This French midfield powerhouse dominates the pitch with blistering acceleration and ferocious aggression, matched only by an ego as big as his physique. To stay focused, he insists on chewing a mint with the wrapper still on, a bizarre ritual that drives his teammates insane with the constant crinkling noise. While his immaculate touch and raw strength make him a nightmare to defend, his unbearable arrogance often keeps him from being truly beloved in the locker room.