Angelito Perea

Despite growing up paralyzed by an irrational fear of stray cats, this explosive Argentinian striker channeled that jittery energy into blistering acceleration and lethal, long-range thunderbolts. He drifts through defenders with sublime control and a friendly smile, though his finishing can inexplicably falter in the heat of the moment. He is a creative genius who transforms every match into his personal highlight reel.