Gervacio Sanchez

A defensive rock with blistering pace, this Paraguayan fullback suffocates attackers with unmatched blocking, though his erratic stand tackling often keeps the coaching staff on edge. He stays centered by whispering life advice to a petrified lime he keeps in his sock, a bizarre ritual that has his teammates silently praying he doesn't leave citrus pulp on the grass. Despite his calm exterior, he remains an absolute nightmare for any winger daring to cross his path.